animals and brains and all of us together and junk
animal stories
May 20, 2026
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6 min read
This genus ain’t big enough for the two of us
Apr 24, 2026
8 min read
the littlest suicidal primates
Mar 18, 2026
13 min read
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Feb 16, 2026
Listen: Mo Quirk has come unstuck in time.
Jan 26, 2026
12 min read
continuing the grand imperial tradition of arriving to the party late, pouring cyanide into the punch and then accusing the hosts of murder.
Jan 14, 2026
9 min read
i lived in the arctic ocean for 500 years and all i got was this lousy ocular parasite
Dec 11, 2025
we must never forget what we have done
Dec 6, 2025
7 min read
breaking the seal on philosophising about animal genitalia
Nov 23, 2025
do it for Martha.
Nov 19, 2025
with apologies to my dearly beloved thalassophobics
Nov 16, 2025
everyone's favourite passively suicidal mascot
Nov 13, 2025
4 min read
an og little guy in the mo canon
Nov 8, 2025
give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you
